Name:: John Clay Mayer

D.O.B.:: 10/16/1977

Discography::
-Inside Wants Out (1999)
-Room For Squares (2001)
-Any Given Thursday, Live (2003)
-Heavier Things (2003)

Quotes::
"The more I want someone to understand what I'm saying, the more I screw it up in any realm other than music. i don't really know how to represent myself in a way that makes people say, 'Wow, that was a really cool guy."

Clarity
My Stupid Mouth
Not Myself
3x5's
No Such Thing

More Information:
Current home: New York, New York

Tatoos: (3) #1 Three open squares on his right lower arm forming a rectangle with a design in the middle box
#2 A Koi fish on his right arm
#3 77 on the left side of his chest

Height: 6'4 "Here I stand, six feet small"

Self quote: "I have no ass."

Mr. John Clay Mayer
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[5th Nov 2003|09:19PM]
[ mood | amused ]

Oh, whoops.

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Noneedfordramathanks. [22nd Oct 2003|04:14PM]
[ mood | bitchy ]

If you're reading this, and you don't know how to take a joke.. then LEARN. Because I'm not gonna explain myself everytime I breathe wrong in your direction and it hurts your feelings.





With that said, who wants some pie?

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Headache. [21st Oct 2003|05:49PM]
[ mood | bitchy ]

As a result of swallowing pills like candy, I'm slowly getting better. I'm definitely not as tired. Actually, I feel pretty good. My throat still hurts like your mom, and when I talk it's really gravelly. (kinda sexy.. hm..)

I'm bored and I want to go out.

Anyway, I wish people would stop trying to hook me up or whatever. No offense to those of you who have tried thus far, or hinted. But I'm not really looking for anyone right now. I mean, if it happens it happens. But I'm not out looking for a girlfriend, ya know? I'm just having fun being single right now. I'm not saying that there aren't any girls here who haven't caught me eye, I'm just saying that I'm not really.. pursuing anything right now. Okay? Okay.



28 Days Later is a freaking awesome movie.

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[20th Oct 2003|08:24PM]
[ mood | amused ]

Stevo who..?

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I don't know.. [20th Oct 2003|03:33PM]
[ mood | annoyed ]

But personally, I find myself pretty attractive. Not conventionally good looking of course, but you could most definitely do worse, I'd say.

So I'm walking to the pharmacy this morning, freezing my ass of I might add, and I'm waiting at the crosswalk for the intersection. Of course, because I live in NYC, there were about 20 other people waiting as well. Well there are these two girls behind me, and I can hear them talking. And they're talking about music. All of a sudden the conversation turns to *gasp* Me!

Now at this I get quite excited, because I like me, dammit. They're conversation went roughly like this:

"Oh yeah, John Mayer is really good. Didn't he go to Berklee or something?"
"Yeah, but he dropped out. He has a really good voice."

And here comes the part that hurt JohnJohn's ego:

"Yeah, and he plays pretty good. He's ugly as hell, though."
"Hah! You think so? I don't think he's ugly, just kinda funny looking."
"Well I wouldn't sleep with him."
"Yeah me neither.."

Pfft! Please, kids. You couldn't even handle this.

Anyway.. it didn't really hurt my ego too much because obviously I still rock the socks. But it pissed me off. Ugly ass city girls talking trash like I would actually sleep with them anyway? No thanks girls, I'm not into herpes mmkay.



And I'm spent.

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Hmm. [19th Oct 2003|10:33PM]
[ mood | irritated ]

I'm updating again because I have a concern.

So shoot me, I'm an update whore.

Anyway, a few people have asked me what's going on with myself and Amy Lee. Well, I don't know. We had a bit of a falling out and haven't spoken since a few months ago.. she seems like a different person now, somehow, and I'm not sure what's going on with us.

So now you're all up to date.

Goodnight.

-John

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Time for a real update. [19th Oct 2003|04:19PM]
[ mood | awake ]

Yeah, I'm back. Things have lightened up on my end, and I realized that having this dorky journal actually helped me out a lot. Venting and all that, right? Right.

Touring has been completely insane. Welcome to the world of the sick John Mayer. Under doctor's orders, I've had to postpone all of my European tour dates, not just the original two I had planned when I started to feel slightly under the weather. I'm suffering from a slight case of exhaustion, a mild cold, and strained vocal chords. The doctor said that if I kept up my pace, I might develop vocal nodes. Vocal nodes=what happened to Julie Andrews. Fuck, I can barely sing to begin with.





ANYWAY! I'm taking a break for a while and I'm bored so uh..

..ladies, I'm single.

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[20th Sep 2003|07:23PM]
[ mood | amused ]

My playgirl application.Collapse )

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[18th Sep 2003|06:40PM]
[ mood | amused ]

I went over to my friend Nate's house for a while earlier.. him and his wife just had their second baby.. his name is Taylor. So damn cute.. He spit up on me twice but hey, that's what Uncle JohnJohn's are for, right? Yeah, their first baby, Marissa, calls me that. She's 3. Too damn cute.


Amy: let's make babies.

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Well well. [18th Sep 2003|02:39PM]
[ mood | bored ]

I'm so tired.

I need more friends, seriously.


SWM seeking M/F for fun, festivities and play!

Just kidding..

(Or am I? *wink*)

Erm.. in any case, I'm bored out of my freaking mind and there's absolutely nothing to do. On the bright side, it is raining..

Maybe I'll write.

Yeah..

-J-

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