::I'm John Mayer. You've probably heard of me, I have had a few songs on the radio. If you haven't, all you have to know is that I'm that guy that plays the guitar but doesn't go around wearing the goofy slippers. Right, I'm the other JM guy.
::I'm 26 but I basically have the mentality of an 18 year old (if that). What can I say? I'm a guy, it's all my penises fault. If I acted my age, it'd be going against the laws of nature.
::I went to Berklee for a year but let's face it; No true musician who goes there actually graduates. That would defy the laws of musicianship.
::I spend most of my time on tour, so while I have a pad in New York, I really have no home. I just wander like a nomad. In twenty years, when all those crazy teenage girls stop liking me, I'm really going to need the money.
::I also have a new album out. Called Heavier Things. I wish critics would really stop thinking I meant something by that.